The Littleague: Music
The Great Outdoors
(The Littleague)
I love to camp because I love to hike
I love mountain climb and mountain bike
Man we can scale a mountain in an hour or more
In the Great Outdoors in the Great Outdoors
I love to camp because I love to explore
I love campfires and roasting smores
Gonna have the kind of fun you can’t buy in stores
In the Great Outdoors the Great Outdoors
You want to camp right keep a clean campsite
Don’t feed the animals don’t forget your flashlight
Because when you sleep it’s going to be pitch black
But when you get from your tent for your midnight snack
And when you sleep sleep tight with your sleeping bag rolled
Because counting big horn sheep you best believe it gets cold
And when you rise in the morning with the rising sun
Don’t be surprised if you find that the raccoons come
If you left the trash from the snack you ate
They’re going to leave trash strewn all across the lake
You’re gonna clean it and I mean it man there is no debate
We’ve got to leave everything in its natural state
I love to camp because I love to explore
I love campfires and roasting smores
Gonna have the kind of fun you can’t buy in stores
In the Great Outdoors in the Great Outdoors
I love to camp because I love to fish
I love rainbow trout man it’s delish’
I love to cook my own dinner and catch it before
In the Great Outdoors the Great Outdoors
I’m headed to the lake without an ounce of doubt
That I’m about to pull out a couple of trout
Because I’m patient and pick the perfect time of day
To feed to the fish my fly display
I tie my own flies and I wade to my waist
I fly fish at a pace I just don’t sit and wait
Because in order to put a big fish on my plate
Kid I had to put a lot of hard work in my bait
So I spend a lot of time just trying and tying
Until I made my flies look like they were flying
Fish just love them man I’m not lying
Pretty soon you’re gonna catch a whiff of fish a frying
I love to camp because I love to fish
I love rainbow trout man it’s delish’
I love to cook my own dinner and catch it before
In the Great Outdoors in the Great Outdoors
I love to camp because I love to hike
I love mountain climb and mountain bike
Man we can scale a mountain in an hour or more
In the Great Outdoors in the Great Outdoors
TOOTH DECAY
(CHORUS)
We showed you the truth today
The Littleague told you you had tooth decay
Didn’t mean to hurt your feelings don’t be that way
Man you got to brush those chompers two times
Brush your teeth plus wash your feet
So you won’t come funky like this here beat
Man you smell like a monkey or a chimpanzee
Who just lost a race when you don’t take toothpaste straight to the face
Put it on the brush and push plaque in its place.
Make your teeth nice and white when you erase
All the yellow little fellow I’m here to let you know
All that candy in your mouth is what made the plaque grow
So brush your teeth don’t eat too many sweets
And I won’t go off the next time we meet
Try to be more discreet
(CHORUS) (Alt) (REPEAT)
Kev showed you the truth today
He told you had tooth decay
HOMEMADE HAIRCUT
(CHORUS) (REPEAT)
I got a homemade haircut don’t laugh at me
Stew’s mom says this is how I have to be
I offered to help her pay half the fee
But she does this to me just because it’s free
Man some things are just worth paying for
Man Stew me and you can’t play no more
I should’ve got gone when I saw your mom
Come out the bathroom with the clippers on
But she grabbed me by the arm and her grip is strong
And she whispered in my ear and she worked her charm she said
Come on Wilt don’t be so shy just let me trim a little bit off the sides
I figured man, it couldn’t hurt that much
I’d just let her trim me up a touch
I thought for a second then I said ok
Then she had to go and take my pride way
Man she left one side as high as the Alps
And she shaved the other side shear right to the scalp
When I got home man I had to hide
Cause when my dad saw my haircut he almost cried
(CHORUS)
(ALT)* But she does this to me constantly
When Stew’s mom cuts our hair she leaves patches here and there
Places that are puffy and parts that are bare.
Our friend D got scared thought we were mauled by some bears
We saw him in the mall and he crawled under a chair
I yelled out his name so he jumped up and hit me
He said “Step off Stew I don’t want what got you to get me”
He ran around the corner and did it rather quickly
We tried to catch him but he was way too fast
We know it was our haircuts that made him dash
And now he gone and it’s all because of Stew’s mom
Yeah mom you know said to always be honest
Well mom you’re not a cosmetologist that’s honest
Yeah man this is wrong you ruined my life