The Littleague: Music
Homemade Haircut
(The Littleague)
(CHORUS) (REPEAT)
I got a homemade haircut don’t laugh at me
Stew’s mom says this is how I have to be
I offered to help her pay half the fee
But she does this to me just because it’s free
Man some things are just worth paying for
Man Stew me and you can’t play no more
I should’ve got gone when I saw your mom
Come out the bathroom with the clippers on
But she grabbed me by the arm and her grip is strong
And she whispered in my ear and she worked her charm she said
Come on Wilt don’t be so shy just let me trim a little bit off the sides
I figured man, it couldn’t hurt that much
I’d just let her trim me up a touch
I thought for a second then I said ok
Then she had to go and take my pride way
Man she left one side as high as the Alps
And she shaved the other side shear right to the scalp
When I got home man I had to hide
Cause when my dad saw my haircut he almost cried
(CHORUS)
(ALT)* But she does this to me constantly
When Stew’s mom cuts our hair she leaves patches here and there
Places that are puffy and parts that are bare.
Our friend D got scared thought we were mauled by some bears
We saw him in the mall and he crawled under a chair
I yelled out his name so he jumped up and hit me
He said “Step off Stew I don’t want what got you to get me”
He ran around the corner and did it rather quickly
We tried to catch him but he was way too fast
We know it was our haircuts that made him dash
And now he gone and it’s all because of Stew’s mom
Yeah mom you know said to always be honest
Well mom you’re not a cosmetologist that’s honest
Yeah man this is wrong you ruined my life